Some amusing phrases gleaned from a day painting with CSPAN:

"Petro-Authoritarianism"
"Social Odium"
"Verbal Maladicta"
"Latte-Sipping Sushi-Eating Godless Atheists" (That's me for sure!)

And this one from Christopher Hitchens on god:
"A Celestial Dictatorship that couples compulsory love with compulsory fear."

And this quote attributed to George Washington:
"Its wonderful how much we can do if we are always doing something."